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Text Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 366,971 notes

tehelliterate:

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

forced into love






Text Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 258,120 notes

English Pronunciation

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

pantlesscait:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

I still can’t say anemone

I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.

(Source: kanrose, via dontbeanassbutt)






Photo Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 278,941 notes

riot-of-flowers:

sweets0uthernmess:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

OH MY GOSH

That puppy is all like “I’M READY, LET’S GO! LET’S GET SOME JUSTICE DONE!” (and then probably goes off to chase a butterfly around the training area).

riot-of-flowers:

sweets0uthernmess:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

OH MY GOSH

That puppy is all like “I’M READY, LET’S GO! LET’S GET SOME JUSTICE DONE!” (and then probably goes off to chase a butterfly around the training area).

(via michelles-misadventures)




Photo Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 57,410 notes

tmirai:

relina-ru:

captaingalaga:

I can’t be the only one

pain of my whole life

Omg. This speaks to my soul man.

tmirai:

relina-ru:

captaingalaga:

I can’t be the only one

pain of my whole life

Omg. This speaks to my soul man.

(via sairobee)




Text Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 226,127 notes

writing tip #700:

gallifreyanlanterns:

gr8writingtips:

your characters are like geodes

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if you want to see what they’re really made of

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you must break them

this is the best writing tip ive heard in ages

(via dontbeanassbutt)






Text Post Wed, Apr. 16, 2014 140,620 notes

letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus

(via dontbeanassbutt)






Video Post Thu, Apr. 10, 2014 63,709 notes

meggannn:

Michael Gary Scott as the Doctor’s worst/best ever companion

#I DONT EVEN WATCH DOCTOR WHO BUT THIS IS BEAITUFL

(Source: flapperorslapper, via unbearable-bear)




Photo Post Thu, Apr. 10, 2014 113,223 notes

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful

(via castielthecompanion)




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